By: Deli Twotone

I got Ariel and, frankly, I'm traumatised on her behalf ? "Two of the most important qualities in a therapist are: empathy and being a good listener. Who is more empathetic than someone who made a horny, impulsive decision in their youth that led them to leaving their cool family and marrying the most boring man in the world? And who better at learned listening than someone who had their whole voice snatched by a witch?" Sweetheart, let me take you away from all this...