By: amidola

Wow, those literary passages were...bad.
It‘s not hyperbole when I say that most virgin teenagers writing lesbian sex in slash fanfiction are doing better than this.
Like, a lot.
This almost makes me want to read ?Fifty Shades of Grey“,that’s how bad this list is.
Zero regrets about being a gold star lesbian,atm.
Also, I’m overcome with the desire to send my straight female friends fruit and chocolate baskets, so that they’ll at least have some sensual joy in their life.
Maybe throw some bath salts and candles in there,too.