By: Vanessa

In reply to antiant.

you know, i’ve never considered my relationship with ice cream before. now i feel like an asshole! does this mean that all those times my girlfriend and i polished off an entire carton of ben & jerry’s cake batter with chocolate frosting swirls we were really engaging in a threesome?! because if that’s the case i’m going to need to revoke my policy against threesomes (for myself, duh. i support other humans having threesomes if they want to, just to be clear.)