By: Christie L

Several things: Harto is adorbs as ush, she is a totally rockin’ dancer, and I plan to vote for her. However, WTF on the choreography?! Did the choreographer even watch ONE of Harto’s MDK episodes or anything else she has ever made? The dance was totally not on. I mean, stilettos and a song about dressing up for a guy?? (btw – I totally get that queer ladies wear heels and all, just not Hannah the last time I checked). That was a missed opportunity for some rad Hannah themed awesomeness.

Guys, here are some of the lyrics from the song. I have a LOT of feelings about this. (Oh, and also, I am queer/bisexual and like/am attracted to cis/trans/het/genderqueer bois/boys/men, so it is also not coming from an anti-man-loving place, my feelings)

He’s got a thing for these Stilettos
He’s climbin’ up the walls
I got him hooked on my Stilettos
He likes to watch me walk
Five or six inches, fresh off the runway
They could make a grown man beg
I know just what he wants
Me any my Stilettos!