By: Yasmin

Guys, 50 shades started out as Twilight fan fiction. And K-Stew came out after she did those movies, didn’t she? Both actresses had roles which had the emotional depth of a goldfish. Looks like a pattern! So she’ll get an “alternative lifestyle” haircut next and be out in a few months?

I should take of my conspiracy theory hat now. Would be funny, if they both were queer in some way, considering how anti-sex/pro traditional values the Twilight author is.