By: Lex

I wrote a long ass comment about floors I’ve laid on everything from sexually leveling up(I’d didn’t lose nothing), menstrual misery to medical events but my phone ate it.

Was feeling too binary to function that day so I ranked them in 3 non-numerical groupings.
Realm of Okay, Realm of Medicore, Realm of Would Not Recommend My Fren

I can’t rewrite all of it but feel like sharing one in particular because uh it’s where my brain went when “laying on floors is a queer culture?? was conveyed:

#) The cheap carpeted floor of the office that was less itchy and more padded than I expected. I laid down on it in full catholic school uniform sans underpants a sexual noob to the touch of another, died a little death, floated on clouds before returning to earth in a body made of noodles swimming in hormone soup.
Violet was 100% correct about hands.
Bound is a great movie, watch it if you haven’t already.